"I still dream of a simple life, boy meets girl, makes her his wife.."
Every single time..
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
so once upon a time i got crazy high off of laughing gas after having my wisdom taken out and it was one of the best times of my life.
I thought everyone knew this reference
Mind actual fucking blown.
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker.
So hypnotized by this Vine from Dalton Wilson (and a little obsessed).
you can actually pinpoint the moment when he realizes he’s made a huge mistake